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I'm a drastically average 20 year old girl who is funding her college education through the fast food industry. I like movies, books, writing, and singing loudly. I'm always open to talk to if you need me.

stay-strong-mydear:

deny—these—butterflies:

raquelegee:

awildhyzyappears:

kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings

are you there god? its me the crushing doubt that you exist

This is utterly genius


brooklynboobala:

maritsa-met:

Grown men who check out teenage girls make me physically ill.

Men that indicate how they are waiting for girls to turn 18 make me want to vomit all over them.


when you actually do your homework but leave it at home

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theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry


calleo:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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This is worth the read.


theawesomeadventurer:

geniuscat:

She’s like a black sausage with arms.

this cat is the physical embodiment of Halloween

theawesomeadventurer:

geniuscat:

She’s like a black sausage with arms.

this cat is the physical embodiment of Halloween


"  I belong to no one!  


dubbedu:

Part 3: Celebrities react to the Ferguson protests (Part 1, Part 2)

use your fucking platform


tastefullyoffensive:

Introducing “Redneck Retreiver”


sinnerz:

Nothing was the same


eisenberries:

thewonderyearstrong:

does hogwarts have any scene kids

don’t you remember ebony dark’ness dementia raven way


queenofdorite:

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE

queenofdorite:

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE


tomibunny:

madeleineishere:

He’s using his powers for good!

I still appreciate that the sound effect for his footsteps is ‘bub’


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