kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings
are you there god? its me the crushing doubt that you exist
This is utterly genius
Grown men who check out teenage girls make me physically ill.
Men that indicate how they are waiting for girls to turn 18 make me want to vomit all over them.
never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry
My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk
like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow
and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before
MY PET SHRIMP
This is worth the read.
She’s like a black sausage with arms.
this cat is the physical embodiment of Halloween
use your fucking platform
does hogwarts have any scene kids
don’t you remember ebony dark’ness dementia raven way
He’s using his powers for good!
I still appreciate that the sound effect for his footsteps is ‘bub’