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would you rather date a person in their “RAWR :3 XD LOLOLOL TROLLED!!! .3.” phase or drop raw onions in your eyes
was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so
No, you were not
why does no one talk about the movie Sky High
Speaking as a vegetarian, I am aware that tumblr hates vegetarians.
I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
sOARIN’ FLYIN’ THERE’S NOT S TAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAn”t REACH
I write sins not five page research papers
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
I had to google it. Its true.
splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.
he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.
my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.
i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i’m chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.
EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS