the-absolute-best-gifs:
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airoehead:
yifflord:
would you rather date a person in their “RAWR :3 XD LOLOLOL TROLLED!!! .3.” phase or drop raw onions in your eyes

myrddinmata-druidofthefandoms:
mememaster:
was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so
No, you were not
peach-hero:
intelligentairhead:
peach-hero:
why does no one talk about the movie Sky High
Speaking as a vegetarian, I am aware that tumblr hates vegetarians.
So…

fairytalemood:
Labyrinth (1986)
cadaverousgallant:
I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
OMFG

sOARIN’ FLYIN’ THERE’S NOT S TAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAn”t REACH
falloutyoungmale:
I write sins not five page research papers
iseeavoice:
baronvonblitz:
moonflowerlights:
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
I had to google it. Its true.

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1950s lyrics:
splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.
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1960s lyrics:
he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.
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1970s lyrics:
my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.
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2012 lyrics:
i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i’m chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.
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EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS
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